Thursday, May 20, 2010

TOILET STORY

Crap..it's near 5.00 in the morning and i'm not that sleepy yet. I'm quite shocked when i read the news on the internet when a person in German was eaten by a lion, that is, when he fall into the lion's dent. One question though, how the hell can you fall into a lion's dent in the zoo? The same case did happened in this country. Did the person who was fallen was so doubtful and started to move nearer to the dent saying, 'Is that a lion there? Is that a lion? Hold me, i'm going to jump in into the dent just to confirm that.' Hahaha..and i really, really love to know how it felt when you've fallen on the ground full of lions........and lioness too....and you.

http://www.timw.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/dirty_toilet.jpgLast two days i went to Kuantan, just to have dinner with my family. On my way back, we parked at a near petrol station at the side of the road to perform our prayers. I went to the restroom. Why did they called it 'restroom'? Did somebody went there and rest for 3 to 5 minutes and came out saying, 'I feel good!'. When i was in the restroom, there were a few words and phrases that really pissed me off. Do you noticed that every time you go to the center of attraction, (in this case; the toilet) you'll see people wrote phrases like, 'Samad was ere' ? (I do not spelled here wrong but it was supposedly written ere). What's more, it's not written, it's carved!

Sometimes it got me more annoyed when people start to write painful shits at the back of the door of the public toilet. It's not just censored words, but it comes with phone numbers too. And sometimes i did enjoyed reading all of those sentences written (a.k.a carved) on the wall of the toilet. At certain times when i read the written words at the wall, it made me feel that i'm in an adventure, a cinematic adventure i mean. Some of them were expressing their frustrated feeling losing their girl friends, some were finding one and some did wrote jokes. If i had a marker, i will definitely reply back. Hehehe. Now i understand why i've to pay more when i'm using the public toilet.

By the way, Mara scholars, the results will be announced today, at 4.00 p.m. God speed everyone.

7 comments:

RabiaTuL said...

haha.. kat maktab aku dulu.. bdak2 nie suke tulis, MYRA WUZ ERE dll.. kat mane2 je ade.. normal situation..

Luqman Safwan C.M Fauzi said...

well..u was here..haha

deela said...

nway best of luck to u 4 this evening...insyaALLAH klu da d'tkdirkan,ada la tu...amin..=)

Zafirah Fatini said...

engatkan toilet story yg laen..huhu
mcm recently ade org temasuk kaki dlam lubang jamban.
neway,Zafirah was here.:D

Lee said...

it;s not everyday u go to public toilets... ;p

hey, how's ur mara result? :)
and one more thing, kenal ilham tak?

Luqman Safwan C.M Fauzi said...

deela: haha..insyaallah

Luqman Safwan C.M Fauzi said...

zafirah: yg tu dah jadi dah..hahahaha

lee: ilham mumtari kew?