Monday, May 17, 2010

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

I've just returned from KL and a whole day in the hotel room really made me sick. Now, i'm having a fever with a sheet of KoolFever gel on top of my head. As i get into the net, a lot of Mara applicants were disappointed with the delay of the announcement. Yeah..what can i say. I heard news from the Bahagian Penganjuran Mara that the real reason for the delay is not due to the presence of an error in the system, but it's because nobody dares to make an announcement as the General Director went overseas himself. What the heck? Even i was panicked as the dateline for me to enter Uia is only a few days away. Anyway, maybe the result will come out sooner or later, so i hope that everyone will remain calm.

Simon.Cowell.Oprah.Winfrey.jpgI arrived home exactly at 8.00 p.m. I turned on the TV as there was nothing left for me to do. It was Oprah Winfrey on the air. Do you like Oprah? I do watch Oprah, its fascinating! She really entertains me! And here's why: It's a show that went extremely exciting when she's talking about gadgets or introduced celebrities. The show starts with a grand entrance where once Oprah entered the hall by skateboard, high-fiving everyone. Then she starts to give things away. I remembered when Oprah has given free Ipods to every single audience in the hall. I want it! The problem started when the things that she has given away started to become bigger and bigger. One day, she did gave a super-heavy vacuum to everyone. Haha..trust me, i'll watch the show till the moment come when she told everyone in the hall,

'Everybody gets a school! You get a school! Everybody get a school in the school district, with full faculties!' Then she start to give bigger shits, 'Everybody gets a Humpback Whale! You get a whale!'  And the audience will say, 'What am i going to do with a school and a humpback whale?' Ohoho...I'll wait for that to happen.

But this TV really get me to feel strange. I started to ask myself, 'Kalau duk kat kolej nanti camne ek?' Well, a few of my friends are currently studying for their foundations. They told me that it's hard, full of assignments and the package comes with weird lecturers. Haha..i hope that i'll just be okay for the next few moths in my college.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

holy crap!the oprah part is super hilarious! a school? hahhaha -aiman-

mad khaz said...

ha3,there nothing to be scared about... mg pandai doh,hehe...
bout assignment,it's all depend on you..
the time is all yours at the university..
trust me,beware of "more leisure time".. hehe
kero3

izzah amirah said...

what the heck!! just because the director is not in malaysia..nobody dares to make the announcement .argh!!!..(bad reason and tak logic).so how long we'll have to wait??hmm..hopefully hari nie..

puterakayangan said...

hahhahahah!!i loves oprah winfrey show....!!!it was awesome!!!

Ahmad Sharil said...

u shud watch one episode yang she decided to give a car to each penonton! haha, lucky gilerr..

another favourite talk-show is, ELLEN! lagi hillarious and bengong sikit..
haha..

Luqman Safwan C.M Fauzi said...

mad khaz: yup..maybe you're right..

izzah amirah:nak wat macm mane...

Luqman Safwan C.M Fauzi said...

ahmad shahril: cars? that's big dude..hope not the second-handed cars..haha

glover said...

had d same experience too,trapped in d hotel room.Almost asphyxiated in there.haha

For local shows, if they give away sth it will always be sth cheap...like kuih..Anyway, wonder y d big shows always give their audiences who are already loaded with more goodies.to win their hearts?the profit of getting d ticket extremely pricey for good!

all d best anak MARA!
our locals also recognised. but if there's a better opportunity, why leave it?

Luqman Safwan C.M Fauzi said...

madi: true2..we'see la mane dapat nnti..

Anonymous said...

oprah is a good speaker she was so famous until a man claimed on a newspaper that he was her long-lost father..oprah didn't even response on that..but beware of also some unsensored words that she tend to say somtime..

about the MARA, dont worry..youll get the best for you..

-tawbstms

Luqman Safwan C.M Fauzi said...

-tawbstms-
really? that happened?
about that mara..thank you...