CRAP..

I've came across a conversation in the internet between an atheist and a christian. Why did atheist exist? Yeah, i know that they don't believe in god but being an atheist will lead to many different difficulties. Like, for example, when a person sneeze you'll say 'God bless you a.k.a alhamdullillah'. Well, what are you suppose to say when an atheist sneeze, should you say 'Well..when you die nothing happens.' Can we say that? Hahaha.

Anyway, I went to a public toilet in Petronas a little while ago. Along with me was a box filled with mints. Do you know Clorects? That green box that is filled with oblong-shaped mints? I bought it at the Mesra market at the station and as i was about to do my thing in the toilet, i just lost the spirit to do such. Why must most of the public toilets in the Petronas station be dirty? I really think that we should look into this but never mind. The Clorets, i bite it in my mouth as i was about to wash my hands. I get in into the toilet and suddenly my phone ringed. I say 'Huh?' This situation starts when i say that. My two-ringgit Clorets has fallen into the bowl in the toilet. 

The next part is super amazing. Even if you pay me ten thousand ringgit, there's no way i can repeat this scene. As my Clorets fall into the bowl, the dirty water in the bowl greatly splashed and a drop of it hit me in the eye. It's not just the eye, it hit me at the center of my cornea! I say immediately, 'Oh my god, other people's piss in my eye. This is not good. I am not in a good situation. Oh shit...this is not good.' Maybe i can get blind due to that drop of piss splashing in my eye.

Then i went out of the toilet smiling at the people like nothing happens. I told to myself, 'This is epic! Historical shit. A piss in my eye, it will never repeat!' And i said, 'Maybe i should write this in the blog'. And i did.